Pricing
Start free. Upgrade anytime. Cancel anytime. No contracts.
Doofclunk Lite
Free
No credit card needed
- Auto-trading (paper only)
- Risk tiers up to Balanced
- Basic portfolio view
- Doofclunk Tips
- Recent activity log
- Scheduled market checks
Doofclunk Trades
$10/mo
Live trading
- Live trading with real money
- Risk tiers up to Balanced
- Doofclunk Thinks (AI sandbox)
- Live news feed + spotlights
- Extended activity history
- Market Notes for AI
Doofclunk Smash
$20/mo
Maximum risk unlocked
- Everything in Trades
- All 5 risk tiers (Growth + Aggressive)
- AI triggers entries + exits
- Pro Analytics (coming soon)
- Lifetime activity history
What is Doofclunk Trades?
Doofclunk Trades is an AI-powered automated stock trading app. You connect your own Alpaca brokerage account, set your risk level, and Doofclunk monitors the market and places trades on your behalf using technical analysis and AI-driven news sentiment from multiple sources.
We never hold your money. All funds remain in your personal brokerage account at all times. Doofclunk only has permission to place trades — it cannot withdraw funds.
How It Works
- Sign up for free and connect your Alpaca brokerage account (paper or live).
- Set your risk level — from conservative ETFs to aggressive growth stocks.
- Doofclunk monitors the market automatically and trades when conditions align.
- View your portfolio, AI decisions, and trade history in real time.
Cancellation & Refund Policy
You can cancel your subscription at any time from your account settings. When you cancel:
- Your subscription remains active until the end of the current billing period.
- No further charges will be made after cancellation.
- Your account reverts to the free tier (Doofclunk Lite) — paper trading only, risk capped at Balanced.
- Your positions and funds remain in your brokerage account unchanged.
We do not offer partial refunds for unused time within a billing period. If you believe you were charged in error, contact us at doofclunk@doofclunktrades.com.
Payment Processing
All payments are processed securely through Stripe. We do not store your credit card information. Subscriptions are billed monthly and can be managed or cancelled at any time.
Not financial advice. Doofclunk Trades is an automated trading tool, not a registered investment advisor. All trading involves risk including loss of principal. Past performance does not guarantee future results.